the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series
its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet
my type of public transportation
"Why were you late in today?"
"Oh, I got tied up on the subway…"