idk what im doin either
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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

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sharonosbourne:

thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out

posted 3 days ago with 131,719 notes
"Was years ago Niall James Horan was born. He liked to roam the fields, eat potatoes and he loved to dance. Boy did he love to dance."Harry 9/13/14 (via niallar)

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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

posted 3 days ago with 175,572 notes

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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zodiac bitches

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch

posted 3 days ago with 32,356 notes

bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

posted 3 days ago with 53,491 notes

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

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sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

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officialunitedstates:

jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

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Taco Bell is gross love yourself oomshi

oomshi:

FUCK THIS POST

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akapost:

Good girl
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