when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON
YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP
DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL
eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay.
DO NOT make fun of autistic people for asking questions. DO NOT make fun of autistic people for wearing certain things or behaving in a way you’re not used to. DO NOT MAKE FUN OF AUTISTIC PEOPLE HOW HARD IS THIS TO UNDERSTAND